January 2009
79 posts
Pushy Enthusiastics:
Pessimism is just an optimistic go f@#* yourself.
Family:
When I was a kid, I stood in my brother’s doorway with my balls hanging out of my pants. I caught his eye and then looked downward, his followed.
He said, disgusted, “That’s nuts.”
On Why To Quit
I’m a smoker. The real problem is that I like it. Actually, I love to smoke and I’m good at it too. But I’m beginning to think it doesn’t see our relationship in the same light. In fact, and maybe I’m being paranoid, but I think it wants to kill me.
On Creativity
As I get older, I’ve found that telling people you’re a musician or a writer only impresses teenagers. Everyone else knows its slacker code for ‘broke’.
At least I don’t live with my parents any more … I live with yours.
I'm actually a writer, Seriously
If you don’t take yourself seriously, it makes it really hard for others to do so. If you take yourself too seriously, then others just think you’re a dick. If you are a dick, then seriously, cut it out.
Red vs. Blue
Blowing a tranny in the country has an entirely different meaning to city folk.
Mental Illness
I think if you have a multiple personality disorder and you’re lonely, you’re not doing it right.
To Ms. S
Glad you’re back, but quit stalking my girl; its weird and a little creepy.
